A Simple Cashier Tip

When handing out change, always hand over the coins first. This way, they can fall into the palm of the recipient's hand. If you hand over the paper money or receipt first, and then try to hand the coins, they always slide off of the paper onto the ground.

This may sound silly, but it's just a helpful tip.

Thought of the day

If masturbating makes people go blind, does this explain why there are so many terrible drivers on the road?

God is a Woman

God is a woman. If God were a man, semen would be fruit juice flavored.